Celtica is without any doubt one of the shittiest bars in Brussels. Way too many students, tourist and soon-to-be-married people here. But there are a couple of reasons to visit this place anyhow.
1) If you just want to get shitfaced and don’t mind explaining the French/Flemish thing to drunk British tourists for three hours: there is a Happy Hour every day from 1pm until midnight and the drinks are fucking cheap.
2) There are DJ’s on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday night. Entrance is free and you will never be the only one dancing like you’re having an epileptic attack.
3) If you’re a girl and you desperately need to get laid, you only have to spend 5 minutes here and all your needs will be fulfilled.
4) Their website is in Comic Sans.
Rue du Marché aux Poulets 55