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Shitty Guide To Brussels

After all that Donald Trump has said about Brussels, we decided to make a guide to the real Brussels. Because as we all know, Brussels is a SHITHOLE. We handpicked the most inspirational, weird, trashy and above all shittiest places so you and your family/friends/Craigslist date will have a wonderful time exploring all the shit our capital has to offer.

We wish you all a shitty time. Or, as they say in Brussels “kraagt vliegend schaat en keut ermkes”!

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Parking 58

Rue de L’Evêque 1
1000 Brussels
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Public Aquarium of Brussels

Avenue Emile Bossaert 27
1081 Koekelberg
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Monsieur K - Skincare for Men

Rue Antoine Dansaert 115
1000 Brussels
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Walk Along The Canal

Quai du Hainaut
1000 Molenbeek-Saint-Jean
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Crosly Bowling

Boulevard de l’Empereur 36
1000 Brussels
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Midi Minuit

Rue Antoine Dansaert 129
1000 Brussels
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Picking Up A Stranger

Boulevard de Dixmude
1000 Brussels
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Cineparis

Boulevard Adolphe Max 62
1000 Brussels
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Europa X

Boulevard Adolphe Max 60
1000 Brussels
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Paradise

Rue d’Aerschot 25
1000 Saint-Josse-ten-Noode
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Rob Brussels Man2Man

Rue des Riches Claires 11
1000 Brussels
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Sex Workers at KVS

Rue de Laeken
1000 Brussels
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Red Light District

Rue D’Aerschot
1030 Schaerbeek
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Parc de Bruxelles

Parc de Bruxelles
1000 Brussels
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Restaurant Gold Fish

Place Liedts 35
1030 Schaerbeek
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Mr Falafel

Boulevard Maurice Lemonnier 53
1000 Brussels
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Chinatown

Rue Sainte-Catherine
1000 Brussels
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Au Laboureur

Rue de Flandre 108
1000 Brussels
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Celtica

Rue du Marché aux Poulets 55
1000 Brussels
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Rock Classic Bar

Rue du Marché au Charbon 55
1000 Brussels
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Le Cercueil

Rue des Harengs 10
1000 Brussels
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Le Goupil Le Fol

Rue de la Violette 22
1000 Brussels
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L'Os à Moelle

Avenue Émile Max 153
1030 Schaerbeek
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Hyperion Esport Bar

Rue de la Violette 32
1000 Brussels
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Le Fontainas

Rue du Marché au Charbon 91
1000 Brussels
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Galerie Agora

Rue des Eperonniers 33
1000 Brussels
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Night Shop "Night Shop"

Rue Rogier (at the corner with Rue de la Poste)
1030 Schaerbeek
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Picard Megafun

Rue Marché au Carbon 43
1000 Brussels
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Patricia Shop

Rue Blaes 158
1000 Brussels
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Salvation Army Shop

Boulevard d’Ypres 24
1000 Brussels
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Boulevard Adolphe Max

Boulevard Adolphe Max
1000 Brussels
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Passage 44

Boulevard du Jardin Botanique 44
1000 Brussels
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New Brussels Aquarium

Avenue Barthelemy 39
1000 Brussels
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Rue De Brabant

Rue de Brabant
1030 Schaerbeek
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Pissing Against A Church

Place Sainte-Catherine 59
1000 Brussels
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Jeanneke Pis

Impasse de la Fidelity 10
1000 Brussels
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Bust Of Peter The Great

Parc de Bruxelles
1000 Brussels
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Chinese Pavilion

Avenue Van Praat
1020 Laeken
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Demolished Houses Of Andras Pandy

Rue Vandermaelen
1080 Molenbeek-Saint-Jean
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Botanical Garden

Rue Royale
1020 Saint-Josse-ten-Noode
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Mini Europe

Mini-Europe Bruparck
Brussels Brussels
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The ultimate guide to Belgium’s shithole

A selection of the best of the shittiest of Brussels

Crosly Bowling

A place filled with neon lights, bad quality music videos and cheap cocktails

Bust Of Peter The Great

Some piece of history among used condoms

Paradise

A fixed value for sex show lovers

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Shit you need to know

Some things you should know if you visit Brussels.

Transport

How to not get killed in Brussels

Garbage

One man's trash is another man's treasure

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How to spend a shitty day and night in Brussels

You're only in Brussels for a day. A shitty selection how you could spent your day.

Walk Along The Canal

On this stroll you'll see some of the most romantic places of the city

Petting Zoo La Ferme Du Parc Maxilien

An oasis of green and goat shit between beautiful concrete blocks

Restaurant Gold Fish

A paradise for lovers of seafood and Turkish kitsch

Au Laboureur

Duvels for breakfast and dancing with locals

Pissing Against A Church

Peace, love and piss

Rue De Brabant

Burqas galore

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