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Shitty Souvenirs Except Chocolates

  • T-shirt: “I’m from Antwerp so I’m automatically cooler than you are”.
  • T-shirt of the Zeeman, with the Zeeman logo.
  • “A” Mother (= your mother is a ho) tattoo
  • Carapils, a 6 pack
  • A gram of the purest Antwerp cocaine
  • Steal a hat from an Antwerp jew or his socks
  • Take some Antwerp arrogance with you back home
  • Learn to speak with the Antwerp “A” accent.
  • A cd of Katastroof or The Strangers, Belgian folk sung Antwerp dialect
  • RAFC Antwerp goodies: a shawl or T-shirt of the Antwerp RAFC.
  • In the cathedral you can find some cool paintings of a guy named Rubens.
  • 'De Krak', the cheapest and crappiest chain store of Belgium, has some very cheap and shitty shit.
  • Go to the 1 euro shops on the Turnhoutse Baan.
  • Steal the Flemish flag of the City hall at the ‘Grote Markt’
  • A mousemat of Vlaams Belang, the most racist party of Antwerp

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